Word Vomit

CATS. Meow. Meow. Meow. I currently have two cats living in my (their) apartment. While you may not know this about me, I’m a bit of a stress case sometimes. Especially since I stopped smoking pot for my internship this summer... i’ve been kind of a cray. I mean, I know they say the ganjjj makes you paranoid, but I think I’m experiencing the exact opposite. I have been paranoid as fuck lately. And just to say this as well, WEB MD IS NOT CHILL. 

Now, that i’ve gotten that preface out of the way, let me tell you why i’ve been chipping away at the $35 dollar manicure I got last week (sooo not worth it either), I’m pretty sure, after doing much careful consideration and research on the internet, that the black stray cat that just happened to randomly walk into our house, and then never leave, has an upper respiratory infection. 

Everyone thinks I’m bat shit crazy when it comes to medical conditions I think I or my roommate or boyfriend might have, but just think how crazy I get when you throw cats in the mix... one word: PSYCHO. 

So, pretty sure the black cat is slowly dying and infecting everyone in the house. She has all the signs and symptoms, and sometimes she goes into these wheezing spells, which at first i assumed these little episodes were just her trying to cough up hairballs, since she has a fuck load of fur. She’s literally all fur. All matted, tangled (but clean), black dull fur. Well, actually, she has a lot of missing chunks of fur now because Nickolas and I went to town two on her with the scissors two days ago in preparation for my mom coming this weekend. I want the black cat to make a good impression on my mother because the plan is that i’m going to take the black cat home to live with my mom for the summer and my precious Lincoln is going to stay up here with (what many people refer to as) my girlfriend Danielle and my (actual) boyfriend Nickolas. 

Anyway, so I’ve been reading a lot of shit online about the upper respiratory infections cats can get. They can be either viral or caused by a certain bacteria. I know she has it. I just know it. And while I’m stressed about coming home to see a lifeless cat body on my apartment floor, i’m more stressed that Lincoln 

might get it now too, which to be honest, since the black cat has been living here for over a month, he def has it. I’m so sad! and scared! i don’t want anything bad to happen to him! I also, don’t want to give this black cat to my mom and then have it infect Bella and Moo, our cats at home! STRESSED. I DON’T  KNOW WHAT TO DO. BUT I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO TAKE THE BLACK TO THE SHELTER. FACK. 

What Im trying to avoid ^^^^