CATS I'VE TRIED TO STEAL

Don't ask me why, but I'm a firm believer that I can make a friend out of any cat. ESPECIALLY the ones I meet by chance!

Met this little gem my freshman year at UC Davis on picnic day. By this time, I was extremely intoxicated, and my friends told me I attempted to take the cat with us. Literally. I picked it up and was trying to force it into my drawstring backpack. Sadly, this must have startled my feline friend, because she  dodged my backpack, and flew out of my arms, and basically booked it. Along the way, she managed to puncture my skin, in which my friend proceeded to pour vodka all over my flesh wound to cleanse it. Smart...

NOT A CAT, BUT I DONT CARE

Trying to steal kitties at parties!

After I fed this cat tuna the first time I saw him, he kept frequently coming back to Nick's house for about a month! My neighbors convinced me it was morally wrong to be trying to coax a cat with a collar (and presumably a home) to come live with us. So, I eventually stopped :(

Tried to convince Nickolas to let me stuff this little baby in my purse, so we could have two cats, while I was at the shelter picking out Lincoln.... sadly, he objected for some reason...

Again, at parties, would rather stay in the garage trying to coax this cat to come hang out with us...

I didn't try to steal Nemo, but when my little Natasha left the room, don't think I didn't consider it. 

TELL ME HOW I COULD NOT WANT TO TAKE THESE BABIES WHEN MY FRIEND MICHAEL WAS LOOKING FOR HOMES FOR THEM!!! GAHHHH, my mom's husband Jim would not allow it! He said, "absolutely NO MORE CATS."

Met this beauty at some hippie shop on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. She was so sweet, and was following me around the store. Tried to see if she would follow me OUT of the shop... but she didn't :(

Yet another fierce feline that would show up at our doorstep from time to time meowing and expecting tuna!

Though I didn't actually try to steal this cat myself, on his walk home from school, my neighbor saw these little cuties playing. I was actively calling and texting, trying to convince him to either try and get them himself or at least give me his location so I could help him! He refused.