Telling Time in Meow

So, this is going to be a basic tutorial in how to tell time when speaking meow. 

It's quite simple actually. Notice how there are four letters in the word "meow." To convey the hour, you utilize each letter in the word meow, for each letter signifies an hour.

BEHOLD:

M- 1:00

ME- 2:00

MEO- 3:00

MEOW- 4:00

From here on is where it might get tricky for some of you, but it's still fairly easy since you basically apply the fundamental rules of addition...

MEOW M- 5:00

MEOW ME- 6:00

MEOW MEO- 7:00

MEOW MEOW- 8:00

And so on....

MEOW MEOW M- 9:00

MEOW MEOW ME- 10:00

MEOW MEOW MEO- 11:00

MEOW MEOW MEOW- 12:00

So, that's how you would go about telling the time if it's on the hour. Things get a little more complicated if it's not exactly [insert number here] 'o clock, buuuuut not really. Still fairly simple.

So, to refer to the minutes, you first have to establish exactly which increment of ten you are on by making meow plural, and adding. 

BEHOLD:

3:10- MEO MEOWS

3:20- MEO MEOWS MEOWS

3:30- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS

3:40- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS

3:50- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS

Easy enough, right?

Now, for the minutes. Probably the easiest part in telling time in Meow. You literally just say the word mew for however many minutes you're trying to convey.

BEHOLD:

3:05- MEO MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

3:15- MEO MEOWS MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW 

3:25- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

3:35- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

3:45- MEO MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEOWS MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW